i don't even know

i thought i'd start the new year off right with a blog post. and not really so much about new year's resolutions.. at all. so a couple of days after christmas, we (my mom, stephani and i) found THE WEIRDEST thing any of us have EVER seen on etsy.. and not the weirdest thing on etsy, but the weirdest thing we've ever seen and it happened to be on etsy... while looking for a babydoll for little brei. Unfortunately we ran into this thing... the creator calls it 'mother child chicken egg'.
I mostly just want to know why. ***WARNING*** you probably really don't want kids to see this. it's that weird. just keep scrolling...
What is that??!! it just came out of that other thing and it does not look right.. at all.
And now there is granny two face, in with the family of weirdness.
here is the link so i don't get into trouble for using the pictures. mother child chicken egg

Are we the only ones who got completely FREAKED OUT by this weirdo's 'doll'? who gives children things like this and who pays $40 for them? don't worry though, the seller hand sculpted them, so your child will be the only one who has this weird...ness. And what is with the fur around the chicken and granny's area?? how come no other part of the doll is even remotely close to anatomically correct? Why doesn't the chicken even look like a chicken? and that is no egg that came out of that 'chicken' This person is a freak!!

All i have to say is there are far too many weirdos walking around out there. FAR too many.

I do apologize if you feel at all violated for having looked at this post. but i had to share the weirdness. I'm pretty sure we laughed for a half an hour after we got over the shock of what we were seeing. Happy New Year!! I promise not to post weird stuff like this ever again... sorry, maybe that will be my new year's resolution to the blogging world.