RAAAAaaaaarrrr... more tinfoil

So Matt brought to my attention that while it is a pretty cool thing to know about the locks on the tinfoil box, there seems to be some amazing facts that the forward failed to mention.. so here is my brainstorm of other really cool uses for tinfoil that the forward could have mentioned to make it a little bit more interesting..


like a giant lawn decor dinosaur that is sure to make you look even more white trash, or if you have a filling and bite tin foil it hurts really bad, or if you put it in the microwave it starts a fire, or if you put it on your head during an alien attack the aliens can't read your mind, or if you line your bathtub with it it's really uncomfortable to stand/sit/lay on naked in water,(and probably so even if you were standing/sitting/laying on it naked out of water) or if you cram a bunch into a container of hydrochloric acid and cap it, it makes pretty sweet bomb, some countries worship tinfoil, and i read somewhere that in Novogadratica they are going to build a tinfoil temple to the tinfoil gods, which is pretty weird because i'm pretty sure NASA invented it.. or did they? I also watched an episode of Maury Povich where a woman had a phobia of tinfoil, and in case you may be suffering from the same phobia here is a website that I found helpful .. so its not really that exciting, but it is tin foil, i mean how exciting can it really be? hey maybe if your japanese mud art project doesn't work out you could cover THEM with tin foil and then they would shine forever!
if you happen to know of any other life altering uses for tinfoil please let me know!
p.s. this was not intended to sound sarcastic even though it does, I'm just really bored, and sadly as hard as I tried, these were the best ideas I could come up with.